Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Velveeta's Creepy not Cheesy Ad

This week’s edition is a recurring character from Velveeta:


The fine print is smaller and near the end:

They clearly explain how to make the macaroni and cheese meal earlier, so the small fine print is not necessary. They use it to further the creepy blacksmith mentor character on unsuspecting apprentices. If a four handed costumed guy showed up at my house with a severed drive thru order speaker box I would be adding a restraining order instead of ground beef.

Thanks to reader Erryn Gallasch for the idea submission.

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Lebron James’s Waste of Energy

This fine print actually came from movie previews:


A 3 pointer of fine prints?


There is no need for the first fine print since most TV commercials are actors, but still kind of funny. For the second one, I am disappointed he does not actually appear, but once again who actually thinks the spokesperson shows up with the product? A better fine print might say not to use during the 4th quarter because Lebron would not actually appear either. The last one is great too since you could say he spent more time writing and directing this ad than planning his “decision” tv special or concentrated more on this film than game film.