Velveeta's Creepy not Cheesy Ad

This week’s edition is a recurring character from Velveeta:

The fine print is smaller and near the end:

They clearly explain how to make the macaroni and cheese meal earlier, so the small fine print is not necessary. They use it to further the creepy blacksmith mentor character on unsuspecting apprentices. If a four handed costumed guy showed up at my house with a severed drive thru order speaker box I would be adding a restraining order instead of ground beef.

Thanks to reader Erryn Gallasch for the idea submission.