Do Not Attempt to Mimic Magnum Ice Cream and Ace Hardware

This week’s edition is a double feature, first from Ace Hardware:

Then from Magnum Ice Cream:

Notice the fine print on both?:

We shouldn’t walk on top of cars? Unfortunately, there is a time honored tradition in movies of this action. Whether it is tracking aliens, watching horse races, shooting aliens, or robbing cars, everyone seems to turn out fine. Oh, wait; maybe it’s a bad idea after all.

Thanks for reader David Marrin for the idea submission.