Is it Jeep or Jip Wrangler?

Here is another car ad that makes an appearance on this blog:

This fine print is a long one:

What’s the point of showing all these cool stunts the car can do, when it cannot even do it? How lame has Jeep become that crossing a puddle is not covered by the warranty? It can only cross 20 inches of water? That’s good to know so next time I’m getting chased by aliens/zombies/dinosaurs through the swamp I’ll make sure to bring my yard stick and measure before crossing.

This week’s edition comes with a bonus fine print. Lenny Kravitz is obviously not driving through that water and is not the professional driver. They had to make sure the Jeep was extra clean for his fancy leather outfit.

Thanks to reader Sarah Stone for the idea submission.